readme.md
what is this?
this is a book. it contains:
- words
- chapters
- opinions
- financial advice
why does this exist?
i was asked to write it.
i could not say no.
how to read this?
- open a page
- look at the words
- pay close attention to how happy they look sitting next to each other
you may also:
- skip pages
- reread nothing
question your life choices
all are valid reading strategies.
features
- multiple chapters
- $5
- footnotes (sometimes helpful)
- science
- vibes
known issues
- contains words
- some advice may work accidentally
- $5 not guaranteed for all readers
installation
no installation required.
this is a book.
usage
read it.
or don’t.
contributing
you can’t.
this is my book.
license
copymight © 2026 @cakesfortheaesthetic
all controversies reserved.
final notes
if you learned something, that’s on you.
if you didn’t, that’s also on you.
thanks for being here.