i don't want it: a reluctant memeoir

• what the f—? i wrote a book!
• preface
• chapter 1: apologising 101
• chapter 2: money talks (and it won’t shut up)
• chapter 6: the ultimate guide to reading (a book within a book that explains why books are pointless. including this one.)
• chapter 10: how to become famous without trying (too hard)
• chapter 11: bathing and why i think it is important
• chapter 12: burnout is just vibes (and strategy)
• chapter 13: skincare routine
• chapter 14: sleep
• about the author